Charcha SIF ka

All the characters referred to in the below blog are fictitious and bear no resemblance with anyone living or dead whatsoever. Any co-incidence is purely co-incidental and unintentional

Raj and Simran had experienced, what is known as love at first sight, with Tujhe Dekha to yeh jaana sanam playing in the background when they met. No sooner did they decide to tie the knot. Raj loved Simran very much but Simran had other plans. Soon after her marriage her behavior changed and within 6 months of their marriage, she went back to her parents place never to return.

Simran: Papa, mein Raj ke saath nahi reh sakti, who mera bilkul khayal nahi rakhta, na movie dekhne lekar jaata hain, na kahin ghumne jaata hain, khaana bhi banwaata hain aur ab to uske parents bhi rehne aane waale hain. Suresh, Rocky wagarah se baat karti hoon to bhi bigadta hain. Ek din disco kya chali gayi inke saath, itna jhagda kiya tha mere saath.

Papa: Oh puttar, fikar not tussi. Woh tere saamne jhukta hua aayega. Hum usse 498A ke case mein fasaa denge. Phir dekhte hain saala kahaan jaata hain.

Simran: Aise kaise fasaa denge.

Papa: Arre maine sab pata kar rakha hain. Tu bas mere saath thane chal. Abhi akkal thikaane lagate hain uski.

At the thana.

Writer: Kya chahiye?

Papa: Yeh dekhiye meri beti Simran. Kitni dhoom dhaam se iski shaadi ki thi. Unhone shaadi ke time se hi demand karni shuru kar di thi. Us waqt to humne kaise bhi karke unki demands puri kar di. Par ab to paani sar ke……

Writer: Itni kahani kyun suna rahe ho? Seedha kaho na ki 498A ka case karne aaye ho apne damaad par?

Papa: Ab aur koi chaara bhi to nahi bacha.

Writer: Theek hain, theek hain. Abhi Circle Inspector duty par gaye hain. Jab woh aayenge, tab unse baat karna. Abhi wahaan bench par baitho. Mujhe bahut kaam hain.

They wait for 4 hours. Finally the Circle Inspector comes. After much ado, allows them to meet and listens to them.

CI: Hmmm, dekhiye aap ek kaam kijiye, apni complaint likhwa dijiye, hum tehkikaat kar ke ACTION le lenge.

Papa: Par meri beti ka kya hoga?

CI: Arre maine kaha tha shaadi karne ko? Mein to apna kaam kar raha hoon na?

Father – daughter leave. CI calls up the jurisdictional DCP.

DCP: Kya hua?

CI: Sir ek 498A ka case aaya hain.

DCP: Hmmm, kya lagta hain.

CI: Wahi standard kahani hain Sir, abhi to taal diya hain. But aage kya Karen?

DCP: Yaar kahin uska pati SIF ka member na nikale, naak mein dum kiya hain saalon ne. Peechle 2 hafton se unki RTI ka jawaab de raha hoon. Saala itna to maine apni IPS ki exam mein nahi likha tha. Kahin iska launda bhi SIF ka chhora nikla to phir se pange. Saala pehle se AB lekar baitha hoga, Police ko bhi handle kar lega. Humein to kuch milega nahi aur na kuch hoga Chargesheet karne ko. Woh bhi saala RTI daal daal kar dalwa dega. Aur kahin media mein pahunch gaya to aur panga ho jayega. Taalo aur kya.

Simran and her father make a lot of efforts to get the FIR registered, but nothing happens. They are turned down everywhere. Meanwhile Raj comes to know thro’ RTI about the complaint against him in the local thana over which the police had not taken any action. He calls up Simran’s father.

Papa: Hello.

Raj: Suna aap 498A register karwaane gaye the? Hua nahi kya? Main yahaan 20 dinon se AB le ke baitha hoon ki police ghar par aaye, par aati hi nahi.

Papa: Kya 498A? Kya keh rahe ho beta?

Raj smiles.

Raj: Kya papa aap bhi? Aapko pata hona chahiye mein SIF Ka member hoon.

Phone line goes dead.

Papa: Kyun ri kulta, kulakshini, bata nahi sakti thi tera miyan SIF ka member hain. Tabhi kahoon saale ke khilaaf koi 498A ki FIR kyun register nahi karta. Yeh din dikhaana tha tujhe. Iske liye bada kiya tha tujhe. Kahin newspaper waalon ko pata chal gaya apne bare mein to band bajaa denge. Thoda adjust nahi kar sakti thi uske saath. Khaana hi to banana ko kehta tha. Teri maa ne nahi banaya hian. Tu kaun si aasmaan se utri hain. Chal ja ab reh uske saath, jaise bhi rakhe tujhe.

On returning, Raj refuses to take her back. Files for divorce based on mental cruelty on account of an attempt to implicate him in a criminal case falsely.